Their closets are literal portals to other worlds and they are visited at night by actual creatures. MONSTERS in my closet But Not for Long! is a 2014 kid’s book for children whose closets are haunted, but fuck you, really. There’s no part of the human experience that isn’t being strip-mined for resources by opportunists and soon after, Dennis Rodman, but one artifact from this unfortunate genre is special: They’re mostly what you expect– be brave, it’s all in your imagination, send $19.99 by check or money order for your official Dennis Rodman Monster D-Fence Shrieking Night Light.
Dozens of authors and filmmakers have tried to sell anti-monster schemes to children afraid of the dark. One of them is Sad Parent Solutions for Closet Monsters. As the owner of a cursed library, I’m aware of literary genres that don’t get a lot of promotion in bookstores.
